Just for fun, take the Ojai Pet Hospital Pet Trivia Quiz. Choose your
answer by clicking on either True or False. Good Luck!
Please look at the following statements and decide which are true and which are false | 1. Cats always land on their feet. | True | False | | 2. Only dogs can get rabies. | True | False | | 3. People can get AIDS from a cat. | True | False | | 4. Bad breath is normal for dogs. | True | False | | 5. Spaying or castrating causes pets to gain weight. | True | False | | 6. Garlic kills internal parasites and fleas. | True | False | | 7. Pregnant women should not own cats. | True | False | | 8. Animals heal themselves by licking their wounds. | True | False | | 9. A cold, wet nose means a dog is healthy. | True | False | | 10. Indoor cats cannot contract diseases. | True | False | | 11. Vaccinations are unnecessary if my dog is confined to my backyard. | True | False |
HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER
The
sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of
us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb.
BORDER COLLIE
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. DACHSHUND
You know I can't reach the stupid lamp. ROTTWEILER
Make me. LAB
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? GERMAN SHEPHERD
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked
to make sure I haven't missed any, and made just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
TIBETAN TERRIER
Let the Border Collie do it. You feed me while he's busy. JACK RUSSELL TERRIER
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. POODLE
I'll
just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he
finishes re-wiring the house, my nails will be dry. DOBERMAN
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. COCKER SPANIEL
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. BOXER
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark... CHIHUAHUA
Yo quiero Taco bulb. IRISH WOLFHOUND
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover... POINTER
I see it, there it is, right there... GREYHOUND
It isn't moving. Who cares? AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... OLD ENGLISH SHEEPDOG
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. BASSET HOUND
ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z.z.z.z.z....z...z....z CAT
Dogs
do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question
is: How long will it be before I can expect light? ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE
DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
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